14 August 2012

UGC: Egghead Corner: #001

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At FOB Equestria, we support User Generated Content. Which is stuff that we have no say over, but we think that some things are best NOT kept to themselves in our forum. Thus, any cool user generated content we come across will probably get posted under the USG series. This section of USG is the "Egghead Corner" sponsoring specific works of literature (poems, stories, ect) that our users have submitted to us, or that we found in the dark depths of the forum.

Up first is Fernin's interesting poem on Best Pony...





Some Bronies like Gilda and yes, I do too,
While some like Zecora's weird rhyming and brews;
Not a few Pony fans like the rock that's called Tom
And we all love ol' Dash with her "Sonic Rainbomb."

But I think there's a favorite that gets overlooked
Who's the coolest of cool-- well, at least in my book.
Yes he's awkward, and silly, and has room to grow.
Still, the dragon called Spike steals the whole buckin' show.

Now Spike may not rise with the fleeing of night,
But he slaves through the day for his dear pal Twilight
He cleans and he straightens; he's Twi's Number One--
When she says 'Make It So,' Spike will get that stuff done.

Sure, Spike sometimes whines at long lists of "To Do's,"
But he's faithful and loyal and pushes on through.
The purple-green dragon tries hard for his friends,
Though he's-- what, eight or ten?-- he comes through in the end.

It's not clear if Spike is indentured or what,
But one thing's for sure-- he kicks serious butt!
As Twilight's Assistant he's her One and Only,
So I think you'll agree with me: SPIKE IS BEST PONY.



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