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"Say Big Mac, how 'bout you put us down and have some cider on the house?" "Nnnope." |
Alright Ladies and Gentlemen, if you'll all take your seats we can get this started.... I know that a lot of you have been hearing and seeing some interesting things that you want to look over, and it just so happens that I've covered just about all of it in bullet format so you can disseminate it to your enlisted underlings via PowerPoint.
My name is Saunter Hoof and I will be giving you this brief on the status of the Everfree NW Brony Convention. The Terminal Objective of this brief is to provide you all with a generalized experience of what happened at the con, as if you were there. It's secondary objective is to provide you with credible information to answer any questions you had about it. I will be provide you with quotes and analysis of the issues at hand. Let us begin:
Lt. Heartstrings, stop slouching!