We here at R&D Department at FOB Equestria have been working very hard to use lots of your budget to develop high technology solutions to your pony problems. Soldiers downrange have been asking us for a long time now if we could 'cute-proof' their sunglasses, so that we wouldn't lose so many of our boys to heart-attacks. This is a little sample of what we've got so far.
So you will you finally get your *squee* sonic grenades or your M72 D'AW Launcher? Find out after the break.

