Um... wat?
Author: Krass McWriter
Synopsis: George Bush invades Equestria for weaponized cuteness.
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George Bush Invades Equestria (Word Count: 1,023)
Um... I, uh...
STORY: Well, uh...
CHARACTERS: I... I... I-I-I-I-I-IIIIIIII—
GRAMMAR AND STYLE: ...nothing to see here.
OVERALL AWESOMENESS: Well, you see...
The thing is this sto—
What you have to underst—
It, um... oh, god, uhhhhhh....
Yeah, I got nothing.